F.A.Q.
Have any questions? .... Thought so! Here's a brief (HA... yeah right) list of some questions I get a lot regarding events and my services! Please don't hesitate to Contact Me if you have any additional questions!!
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Q: What Kind of music do you have?
A: Any kind you want! What, you don't believe me? Well, I only bring about 50,000 songs with me (everything from top 40's to country to rap to classical and almost everything in between) to EVERY event. Oh, you’re EXTRA PICKY? Don't worry, technology is great, I can also wirelessly download any song that I don't already have within a matter of minutes on location at your event!
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Q: What is your hourly rate?
A: I can't go giving away all my secrets now can I? Every event is custom tailored to what your wants and needs are, therefore the cost of the event is also custom tailored. We will work with you to create an event, and a price, that works for you, because be it your wedding reception or your 13th birthday, I'm here to make YOUR special day a hit!
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Q: Should I feed the DJ?
A: I can honestly say that I have never turned down a free meal, but you don't have to.
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Q: Should I tip the DJ?
A: I can also honestly say I’ve never turned down free money, but this is also not required.
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Q: Do you use High Quality Equipment?
A: Yes. Some of the most state of the art audio and lighting equipment available. I won't bore you with brand names and stuff, but trust me, it's loud, it sounds good, and the lighting will blow you away!
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Q: Do you play Appropriate Music?
A: Yes, all of my music is edited so you won't hear any choice words flying around at your kid's birthday party. I do everything possible to keep from having some teenage girl's daddy from calling me the next day wondering why his little girl came home the night before with a new vocabulary.
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Q: What do I need to provide for the DJ?
A: Well, hmm, I guess I’m going to have to go with nothing. We bring everything but the electricity, and should you choose to have your party somewhere without any, we can even make arrangements to bring our own power too! The only thing we need from you is an audience to entertain!
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Q: What age groups do you specialize in?
A: I specialize in people having fun, so if you like to have fun; I suppose I specialize in your age group. Someone's age doesn't make a difference; I have a wide variety of music and can cater to any age group.
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Q: Do I pay for setup/breakdown time?
A: Nope, it's free, but just because I like you.
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Q: How do you Dress?
A: However you would like me to dress. I'll do just about anything... I'm not a fan of Halloween costumes, but hey I’ve done it before and I’d do it again for the sake of having a good time!
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Q: Do you take requests?
A: Yes I do.
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Q: Can our guests give you CD's to play?
A: Yes, but like I said ^up there^ I have A LOT of music and I can 9 times out of 10 download anything I don't have, but if they find something on a CD that I don't have and can't get, bring it on, I'd be happy to play it for them!
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Q: Can you act as an MC?
A: Only if you want a professional entertainer to provide MC services for your event, if not, nasally Uncle Fred is welcome to my Mic.
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Q: Do you provide the needed paperwork on your web-site?
A: Nope. You have to call me to get such privileged documents. I like to talk to you about your event before I make you sign all that legal mumbo jumbo that will make you feel like you've just purchased a house... plus it gives you an opportunity to call and talk to someone pretty cool.
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Q: What Types of Events do you do?
A: Baby Showers, Funerals, and everything in between.
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Q: Can you play Longer if Needed?
A: Usually. If you ask really nicely and I don't already have plans.
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Q: What assurance do I have that you will be at my event?
A: The contract says so. I'll be there, unless something really big happens, like my dog dies, and if that happens, I'll pay another DJ to come, and pick up the tab if he charges more than I did.
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Q: Do you have References?
A: Yes, well, does my mommy count? I've also got that list of people who have hired me that I don't have any use for; I guess I could give you that....
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Q: Do you have lighting?
A: OH YEAH. We aren't talking like a disco ball either, if I'm gona do something I’m gona do it right. I've got a full complement of LED lighting fixtures (15 of them, by the way) that shimmer, glimmer, and shine in every direction and on every surface that you would like them to... and get this! It's FREE!
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Q: Do you accept online payments?
A: Yes I do. And just for you, I picked a payment agency that isn't going to steal your identity. Aren't I nice? Click here: Online Payments
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